Every college student graduate knows how much pressure it takes to pass a thesis defense. It makes us nervous, drop college or feel excited! College thesis defense is coming? Here are some tips on how to easily pass your thesis defense.
1. Wheres the food?
Im dead hungry, actually i just came in volunteered here for the meal. I expect that delicious, yummy and satisfying meal. Hope you added some thirst quenching drinks too!
2. Is there a take out? A give away?
I can definitely pass you if you confidently answer my questions. I would be very grateful if you can hand me at least a humble or useful gift. A decent take out or cake would be nice, a gift check would be fine, a cash is definitely..."oh how thoughtful...".
3. Eyes on you
I may notice your sexy curves, oh and that smile, lovely eyes, how graceful of how you present with enthusiasm. I'm taking you on my imagination. How beautiful! How smart! *wink*
I will fail you or make you re-defense so that I can see you again *rolls eyes*. Just kidding I love my wife.
4. Boring
Your senseless and monotonous talk makes me sleepy. Can we end this soon? I had many things to do than listening on this dull presentation. Talk the talk and walk the walk!
5. Talk to the hand
I know you don't know what you're talking about. Your proposal looks like 1000% you paid somebody to do your work. Disgusting cheater! Shame on you.
6. I can sit here all day listening to you and do nothing and earn
Most invited defense panelist were either paid in cash or were given something in exchange of their time, knowledge and experiene. So go out there and make my day!
7. I nod but I do not understand what you're talking about.
There are some invited panelist but were'nt related to the field or industry. They just appear there as a filler to the panelist or only for defense formality to make you nervous and pressured.
8. A toddler's wall painting is better that your slide presentation.
My 1 year old daughter can teach you how to make an entertaining presentation, go ask her!
9. I don't read your work
Don't read the presentation slide or the thesis paper for me, I know how to read. So can you discuss and explain it straightforwardly? Throw those cue paper out.
10. I had to fail you
From the first minute of the thesis defense proper, you were already had the score of failed. Make your way to purgatory of explanations and discussions. Save yourself!
1. Wheres the food?
Im dead hungry, actually i just came in volunteered here for the meal. I expect that delicious, yummy and satisfying meal. Hope you added some thirst quenching drinks too!
2. Is there a take out? A give away?
I can definitely pass you if you confidently answer my questions. I would be very grateful if you can hand me at least a humble or useful gift. A decent take out or cake would be nice, a gift check would be fine, a cash is definitely..."oh how thoughtful...".
3. Eyes on you
I may notice your sexy curves, oh and that smile, lovely eyes, how graceful of how you present with enthusiasm. I'm taking you on my imagination. How beautiful! How smart! *wink*
I will fail you or make you re-defense so that I can see you again *rolls eyes*. Just kidding I love my wife.
4. Boring
Your senseless and monotonous talk makes me sleepy. Can we end this soon? I had many things to do than listening on this dull presentation. Talk the talk and walk the walk!
5. Talk to the hand
I know you don't know what you're talking about. Your proposal looks like 1000% you paid somebody to do your work. Disgusting cheater! Shame on you.
6. I can sit here all day listening to you and do nothing and earn
Most invited defense panelist were either paid in cash or were given something in exchange of their time, knowledge and experiene. So go out there and make my day!
7. I nod but I do not understand what you're talking about.
There are some invited panelist but were'nt related to the field or industry. They just appear there as a filler to the panelist or only for defense formality to make you nervous and pressured.
8. A toddler's wall painting is better that your slide presentation.
My 1 year old daughter can teach you how to make an entertaining presentation, go ask her!
9. I don't read your work
Don't read the presentation slide or the thesis paper for me, I know how to read. So can you discuss and explain it straightforwardly? Throw those cue paper out.
10. I had to fail you
From the first minute of the thesis defense proper, you were already had the score of failed. Make your way to purgatory of explanations and discussions. Save yourself!
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